Dearest Sage Construction Person, Did you not notice your wagon wheels up on the curb? Just because you drive the big rig doesn’t mean imperfect parking is acceptable. In these parts, you either know how to park or you get out of town. We in Tigard are a proud people. There isn’t much we’re good at, but for the most part, I’d say we’re pretty good at handling our flat-bed trucks. We have a lot of fast food parking lots to navigate, which is probably why our skillz are so superb. So when I see an easy curb-side parking job get mangled by the likes of you, it sickens me to no end. You should be ashamed.

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